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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 13:32

So they tried
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?
Then came..
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
share office space ...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
What were your fantasies when you reached puberty?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
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Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
What is the American mobile phone number format?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones